my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.
- First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
- Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”